Is Everybody Poops the Citizen Kane of our times?

On Youtube, I came across the Spike Jonze trailer for Everybody Poops. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsLqKAvKiQM I found it hysterical and it had me wondering of all the other things we can do for Everybody Poops. Here's a list of a couple of ideas for the Everybody Poops empire.

1. Everybody Poops the Musical. What's not to love about pieces of singing and dancing poop. It would be Mr. Hankey multiplied by 100. I'm not too sure who the main lead would be and the plot. Maybe there could be two pieces of poop that were in love. Or the story would be show the epic struggle between poop and toilet. Maybe we could follow a piece of poop from the toilet to the sewer. The possibilities are endless.

2. The E! True Hollywood Story of Everybody Poops. I would like to know more about the seamy underground world of poop. I'm sure we can talk about drug use, such as Ex-Lax or Immodium. There's also the problems of constipation or diarrhea - when poop goes extreme. And I'm sure poop has it's enemies - namely all other bodily functions. After all, how does poop really feel about vomit? I'm sure they aren't best buds.

3. Everybody Poops the Sequel. What happens after poo. Don't people have to learn about diarrhea and constipation as well? We need to learn more about these long lost relatives of poop.

4. Everybody Poops the TV show. Here are a couple of plot choices:
Plot 1: A bunch of "poop" friends share a loft in West Village in New York City. They discover relationships, careers, and friendships through humorous shenanigans. It's the poop version of Friends! Plot 2: A hick poop comes to live with his uptight lawyer relative in Boston. Their personalities don't click and hilarity ensues. (i.e The Odd Couple or Perfect Strangers) Plot 3: A bunch of poops get lost on a mysterious island. They don't know each other but they are all important to each others life. A lot of confusion and strange events occur. And we never learn anything useful even though it's five years later. (I'm talking about Lost, obviously.) Plot 4: Just name any show and imagine poops playing the characters instead. Get it? It's funny because it's poop, and everyone laughs at poop.

5. Everybody Poops the fragrance. I can guarantee this won't smell like Escada or Burberry, but it has its' uniqueness. Actually, I'm not too sure about this idea. It would make a great present for someone you despise.


I could write more on this subject, but I'm pretty sure I grossed you out enough. I'm sorry about my obsession with poop. But, it's a part of life, so deal with it.